I've collected many Cheech and Chong sound clips from all over then net for your listening. They crack me up.
(59K) Chong: You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life!
(24K) Chong: Grabs you by the Boo-Boo don't it?
(28K) Chong: Hey! Hang on you guys, I'll be right back.
(78K) Teacher: Young man, ... now give me that knife (THUD)...Thank you.
(37K) Cheech: If this is torture...Chain me to the wall.
(14K) Chong: Are you gonna get busted?
(21K) Chong: Hey! This is great man.
(22K) Hey! Who cut your hair?
(33K) Chong: What's the hassle man?
(18K) I'm Blind!!
(18K) Cheech: I've never smoked no shit like that before.
(98K) Chong Singing: No stems, no seeds that you don't need--Acapulco Gold is (BIG TOKE) bad ass weed.
(59K) Cheech: Doin' the tune from "Up In Smoke".
(24K) Chong: Dave's not here!
(29K) Cheech: You mean we're smokin' dog-shit man?
(93K) Chong: Hey, don't take those man.
(93K) Cheech: Singing a clip from " Born In East L.A.
(17K) Cheech: Fire it up Homes.
(69K) Chong: Hey!...What are you trying to do?...You'll ruin my recond man.-I just bought it!
(13) Chong: Hey!
Police Officer: What's his name?.......Oh, his name is...Raaalllppphhh!!!
(18K) Chong: I just thought of something funny. Cheech: What? Chong: Your Momma.
(190K) Cheech and Chong: You wanna get high man........
(46K) Cheech: I feel good man, I wish.....
(139K) Police Officer: Can I see your license sir?......
(14K) Bye Bye Lard-Ass.